Would you like some popcorn with your film ?

Alright, it's time to clean the tub. Perhaps, the worst job in household history. All the advances to our society, nothing has made cleaning the tub any easier in my fifty years.

That soap film , how can something which allegedly cleans our bodies, leave such a cheezy film on the walls and floor of my tub. Damn.

Perhaps, I'm giving away how filthy my tub is. I'll stop now.